Ahh to be able to go through life with the confidence of a mediocre white guy.

I usually find Chrissy Tiegen fairly annoying and even in this her “poor me” act was a bit much. But, man, Alison Roman came off so poorly especially in her responses on Twitter.

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

Stephen Miller reproduces by manually massaging the exterior ovipositors of Republican women and excreting pheromones designed to mimic those produced by an immigrant woman as an ICE agent tears her child from her arms. Stephen Miller will then store the excreted eggs in a damp skin flap, deposit them in a shallow,…

Covid has standards. 

Canada keeps all of its assholes in Saskatchewan.  Everyone in Saskatchewan is a complete asshole. But nobody knows because nobody goes to Saskatchewan. I only discovered it because I went to Alberta.

My all-time KitH sketch will always be Girl Drink Drunk.

30 Helens agree... Kids in the Hall are very quotable.

Apologies for the delay between SketcHistory interviews; it took me that long to find my pen.

There are certain KITH catchphrases that my wife and I use on a regular basis around the house - “My PEN!” is one of them. Others include “Tastes like candy“ (Girl Drink Drunk), “You lose!” (Husk Musk), and “Evil!” (Pit of Ultimate Darkness).  That’s what happens when you are in college while KITH was broadcast.

We’re…

This is _amazing_, I was doing this bit on Friday, we’ve had a contractor doing some work, and I needed to write a check (yes, I know, a check, I could barely remember how the hell to do that ...), anyway, my one pen I use, was missing from my desk. I was running around the house, “MY PEN! WHERE’S MY PEN?!? HAVE YOU…

If having a cool pattern or baby yoda or what the fuck ever means that people will actually wear them, I’m all for it.

Next you're gonna tell me they didn't have hidden assassin blades either!

Same, didn’t look interesting at all. Looked goofy, childish and shallow.

This isn’t a reunion. They were in the middle of a tour before Covid-19 blew up in the US.

While looking fabulous.

Bernie strikes me as the opposite side of the same trump coin - little more than a cult of personality with a rabid fan base with whom you cannot reason. 

This feels so gawdamn good to read as a Black Woman. Cause Im OVER these White ppl he Non Black or White Folks, plus the actual Capin A__Negroes. Who keep playing Johnny Cochran for these White Folks

Are we just ignoring Lena Luthor?

Bloody fucking hell. How much money is being spent on constant court battles pushing back the shitty policies of the Trump regime? And this all springs from Trump being a racist bigot nutjob. Every fucking day with this asshole.....