It doesn’t help that the achievement for completing it is called ‘Growing Up.’  Like, it’s a minor thing, but I know at least for younger lesbians, we’re frequently told we’ll eventually ‘grow up’ and get a husband and have a child.  Just a small bit of added irritant.

Man, I’d be fine with straight people if they weren’t so insistent on shoving their sexuality down everyone’s throats.

Like, literally FORCING the player into a straight relationship in a video game that children might play?  It’s PC gone mad.

“A strange DLC. The only way to stay true to your character is not to play.”

This is a TERRIBLE look for Ubisoft and I’m astonished that no one involved could see it coming. I’m a lesbian and I absolutely loved this game. Now I feel sick and angry. I was extremely uncomfortable when I played the first DLC episode for how it seemed to be forcing Kassandra into romance and I was proven right for…

All problems with dogs stem from the fact that they are not cats.

Movie pitch: bougie Silicon Valley cats lose everything and end up living in a Jackson Heights bodega, where they learn the true meaning of life, love and happiness. 

Icy slush puddles are the worst! Until they finally freeze over.

The wheelchair is in case anyone faints at the site of his hotness and he needs to set them down somewhere safe.

salad’ll kill you faster than raw cookie dough, these days. do whatever you want, kids. we’re all gonna die anyway.

BANNED

Men who say they don’t know how to act or talk around women for fear of being accused of something freaking kill me. They act like it’s some big mystery and there is no way to know what is wrong. I always tell them, if you wouldn’t say something to a man don’t say it to a woman. If you wouldn’t touch a man in a…

It’s weird how their primary strategy isn’t, “Maybe let’s just not be fucking creeps.”

I was saying Boo-thesda.

And it is probably venomous.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

I mean this is literally just a silly post poking fun at a robot on Mars having a social media presence but aight!

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

Came for The Smiths reference, got my Smiths reference! Go, Gen X!