Correction: His abs were the best thing in Blade: Trinity.

Article claiming a bad movie is bad.

White clowns, whining in the city

It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

Now people of all skin colors can fuck up their ankles.

She goes in the car, but she doesn’t go out and about to stores or anywhere else in public. She also doesn’t live in a cage, but nice display of outrage over nothing!

This official explanation is so tiresome.  They’ve depicted heterosexual puppets -- because the default assumption is that everyone is heterosexual -- but the moment someone seems a little queer, they suddenly act prudish and say that puppets can’t have a sexual orientation.  This is heteronormative and homophobic. …

...the club intends to evoke a “007 lifestyle”

Sadly, no one who knows anything about ballet should be shocked by this.

Wouldn’t it be nice to see a woman really claiming her pursuit of pleasure?

The Proposal is great and If you haven’t seen Crazy Rich Asians yet you are crazy.

Sure, it does, see for yourself!

I cannot believe there was not a single Keanu-is-a-vampire joke in this blurb.

I think if it ever came out that Keanu Reeves was anything other than completely excellent, we would all die.

do birthdays really matter to the immortal?

“And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.”

I really don’t get the passionate Outdoor Cat People mindset. If you give your cat enough stimulation and play, they should be fine indoors. Cats that go outside have on average significantly shorter lifespans. If really you want to let your cat outside, why not put it on a leash and take it for a wander? It’s really…

I have an indoors only cat now. (After years and years of indoor/outdoor cats on a farm.) Does it suck having to be careful the cat never gets out? Yep! But so does cleaning up vomit or emptying the litter box. Some of the responsibilities of keeping a pet stink. Literally and metaphorically. But that’s just part…