I assumed the joke was that it’s a knockoff version of the real thing.

he isn’t listening to his debate prep and he’s “set in his ways,”

turtles are long-lived creatures.

god, I love this movie so much.

I didn’t realize it until Greg Pak pointed it out on twitter, even after I spent the entire movie thinking ‘Hello Peril...Hello Peril...that has to be in reference to something...’

wow, the new Candyman movie is wild

stale cheetos and chlamydia

btw, this game was a submission to the first annual BaraJam, so if you’re interested in similar games, check them all out!

or if on tumblr (fun fact: has not been flagged yet):

yeah, most of my furniture is from Ikea and older than 10 years (with several moves in those years.)

if on twitter, please rt:

“female-presenting nipples”

how soon is now?

I have no idea what you look like, but I’m still picturing you swatting at him with a broom and chasing him out of your kitchen.

do birthdays really matter to the immortal?

wtf is with people suddenly bending over backwards for TERFs? First Teespring and Redbubble, now Twitter?

and also this: