I’m here to forever stan for Chris Pine as the best Chris.

American-born Chinese (I’m guessing that’s the one meant in the article)

stars Elba as “a struggling DJ and eternal bachelor

brb buying a wax figure of myself so that I also don’t have to interact with people.

ha! I went to high school with that guy.

I still have my giant Boondock Saints poster hanging on my wall. NO REGRETS.

not just you

I need to share this video whenever the topic of CPR comes up:

He has to wait to find out the skin color of the driver first.

I remember reading somewhere that the lighting for her in this movie was inspired by film noir.

ugh, I was going to say the same. I need my Throne of the Crescent Moon sequel!

I don’t know. I was in my 20s and heavy into hardcore and punk when this came out, but I love this movie. It’s so ridiculous.

I bought a Norwegian army parka from Canal Jeans Co. in 1998 and it’s been keeping me warm ever since.

If they don’t bring Dolly in at least one episode next season, I’m gonna riot.

The owners are Korean so I imagine that’d have something to do with it.

oh, they had an American version of this, hosted by George Lopez. I only know about it because Natasha Estrada was on for a bit.

Can’t wait for the next NYT article stating that Ivanka tried really really REALLY hard to get her dad to not do something heinous.

it’s all about economic anxiety though.

I really loved Blue Apron but I can’t spend an entire Saturday at home waiting for whenever the FedEx guy decides to deliver my box.