omg Gentle Rogue. I had completely forgotten about that book, yet I can remember it perfectly right now. My local library had a HUGE romance section and I'm pretty sure I checked out every single book they had by Johanna Lindsay. or, "checked out", because I usually just stuffed the books under my shirt because I was…

I think the most shocking thing on this list are the Neutrogena towelettes. The price tag looks so out of place.

also, watching this made me realize how much B99 has made me like Andy Samberg.

I have zero interest in the Oscars, but I might have watched them if I'd known about this performance beforehand.

of course not. If women get hungry, then they eat food. and when they eat food, then they get fat. and when they get fat, then all the boners get sad.

I love it when racists are all, "but Obama has a white mom! He's half-white!" when you know damn well that if he were just some ordinary guy walking down the street, all they would see is just another "n——-."

I knew this kid when I was younger who, according to my mom (who had heard it through her Korean rumor mill since the kid's mom was also Korean), had had this done, which just seemed so stupid to me because 1) he'd apparently had it done at a pretty young age so he hadn't even started to really grow yet; and 2) he was…

My logic being that every time I buy one, no one wins, so if I do buy one and someone wins, it will definitely be me.

as someone who fucking LOVES Finding Nemo: agreed.

I could only think of this:

uh, why did nobody tell me that Carl Hagelin is the reincarnation of Brahms?

I would love the answer to this, too. I mean, I've heard plenty of stupid shit said about curly hair, but wavy?

I was just coming here to say this! Milla chiding Michelle for not pronouncing her name correctly gives me life.

I've never watched 30 Rock, so right now I am completely amazed at how spot-on Korean those little sun cartoons are.

I'm sorry, but how can you not link to this story about the greatest shoulder penis tattoo ever? http://jezebel.com/5807985/here-i…

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

Somehow, I still have 6 boxes of Thin Mints left from last year. (Granted, that was out of two cases, but still.)

To be fair, I still have no idea how to pronounce Galifianakis.

brb burning down the Buzzfeed office for categorizing Winter Soldier as a supervillain.