I once went on two dates with a dude who sent me a few random texts about how gorgeous I was and how glad he was that we met, which, okay, whatever. It was a little weird, but he was nice enough and we had a lot in common. But the night before our third date, he sent me text calling me out for being emotionally cold…

of course! I'm not about to pass up free lunch and unlimited breadsticks.

My mom has recently discovered Olive Garden and eats there ALL THE TIME now. Whenever I go back home to visit, she's always all, "Have you eaten? I'll take you to Olive Garden!"

I was gonna say, I thought every high school had that teacher. Mine was one of the shop teachers.

I adore Chris Pine, but I could never understand what woman in her right mind would choose him over Tom Hardy.

The chubby!Pratt vs fit!Pratt debate is the fat!Elvis vs skinny!Elvis of our generation. (ps: chubby!Pratt all day and all night.)

She woke up that way.

yeah, no. I've never really stopped to dissect why I'm more attracted to chubby guys, but I'm pretty sure my self-esteem has nothing to do with it.

Who's a good dog? Yes you are! Yes you are!

"KANYE IS FINE: Here's a Video of Cats Wearing Hats"

I fly 2-3 times a year and I've never had that happen. (Watch, I've just jinxed myself.)

High-five for plane skirts!

I have this skirt that I call 'plane skirt' because I wear it every time I fly. It's long, flowy, black, and has a comfy elastic waistband. Perfect because it doesn't look like I'm wearing pajamas, but it feels like I am. Plus, I can hide my totebag under it when I don't feel like shoving it under the seat in front of…

When I worked in NJ, my co-workers constantly made fun of me because I drop my Gs at the end of words (eg, singin', dancin', writin', etc etc.) It really just made me double down on my accent.

man, if frat bros were all like Andy Dwyer, the world would be a slightly less terrible place.

I once had a dream that I was dating Andy Dwyer and IT WAS THE BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE.

My love for this movie knows no bounds.

I read this first as "female-led starships", but I guess this is still pretty cool.