How am I supposed to reheat my leftover Chinese food in a toaster oven? ANSWER ME THAT.

The fact that Jin and Sun can't even live happily ever after together in the Top 10 makes this list null and void. NULL AND VOID.

If people aren't pairing their monocles with top hats, they can GTFO with this trend.

Saying that York is "pretty conservative" is like saying the ocean is "pretty wet." I like going back to visit my parents, but I do not regret moving away.

A little disappointed by the lack of Sparkle Party in the commercial.

I'm ready.

also, he has a twin brother, Joel.

Henrik Lundqvist! Goaltender for Team Sweden and the New York Rangers! and really really ridiculously good-looking.

yesssss, the way he just grabbed at her? UNF. (also feeling you on the 'not yet.' I want more delicious UST!)

There's a whole set of them! http://yesknopemaybe.tumblr.com/post/689701351…

I second the rec for The Mindy Project.

and he already has a gold medal (from 2006!)

But pickings for the Sochi Games' Unofficial Sexy Male Olympian are decidedly more meh.

I think most women do not want to be treated as sort of a special class of citizen.

SERIOUSLY. It's like a whole squad of Henrik Zetterbergs.

Swedish. Marines. Greased Lightning. There is NOTHING about this that I don’t love.

Pretty affluent and pretty overflowing with insufferable wretches. That this happened there doesn't surprise me at all.

Do we actually know this couple's babysitter cancelled? The Chicago Sun-Times article says that report came from WMAQ, but their report on it makes it sound like speculation that that's what happened.

Valeri Bure, a former hockey player. But if I remember correctly, she's the one who actually got him into being all religious.