That's what I was thinking, too.

Dear Michelle: Please come to a Rangers game and make out with me instead. <333

My Sorels are so amazingly warm and comfy, but I've found that on certain surfaces, they are slippery as fuck. Ice? No problem. The floor of the 47-50th St Station (NYC) concourse? It's like the floor had been greased moments before I got there.

So basically this is what's going to happen, right?

As a designer, this card hurts me in so many ways.

I don't know what I'm more surprised about: that this is actually a thing that happens, or that I have never read about it in a fanfic.

There is also an app that I use, but I usually end up having to go to the HQ in Manhattan to get cookies. I'd rather just order them from someone and have them delivered to me. (I know, I know, my life is so difficult. le sigh.)

and yet, when I want to order some cookies, I can't find anyone with a GS connection.

re Charlie Sheen: ...yay?

I'M NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING.

but will they be as delicious without the third-degree burns?

It's from The State: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bc8caeb…

I know exactly what I'd spend the first $240 on.

Have to admit, I wouldn't mind getting a cake box filled with cash, but for a moment, I'd be pretty bummed that there wasn't an actual cake in there. (at least until I realized how many cakes I could buy with that money.)

Can't listen to the sound at the moment so instead I'm going to sit here mesmerized by her amazing eyebrow.

Laundry is the WORST. Unless he's just dropping it off (which, if he is, shame on you, Morty), then I think Lee got the better end of the deal. Especially with all the new Swiffer swag.

oh man, that sounds amazing (even if it is the Flyers. :P) I'm pretty sure even the Rangers' practice rink would be out of the question. Maybe I can have mine on the steps in front of MSG, although it'd have to be quick before security chases us away.

I'm not even dating at the moment, but if I get married, I've already decided that my wedding color is going to be NY Rangers blue. I may also have a Stanley Cup wedding cake. Everyone will just have to deal with it.

yup! Not to mention that they not only are they diverse with their models, but they also use actual plus-sized women to model the plus-sized clothes.