They should've changed it so that the boys still had to dress in camo, but the girls had to dress like this.

man, where was this site when I concocted my epic John Edwards/Jim McGreevey crackfic.

Seriously. He probably saw something similar on an Ed Hardy shirt and thought, 'Damn, that looks cool.'

meh. I think it more clearly resembles the MAC design it was supposedly based on, right down to the "black eye" and "split lips".

No, I am completely willing to believe he didn't make the connection because he's a moron.

Fuck Chris Brown, but c'mon, people. It's clearly a shitty tattoo of a woman with a shitty interpretation of a sugar skull design on half her face.

How could you not?!

Same here! I'm all kinds of disappointed.

I love candy corn so much that I pretty much inhale a 1-lb. bag by myself.

You have Jay-Z and Beyonce, I have Ice and Coco.

I actually went to OKC's skee-ball event and was underwhelmed.

brb playing this for my cats.

yeah, can we start appreciating him instead of Lochte? Because DAMN.

Asian, too, just to make sure I cover all the bases.

I was a big titted cheerleader in high school and I would have punched anyone who threw my comic book in the trash.

Seriously. Some of the most hardcore sports fans I know are female hockey fans (myself included.)

UGH. Now I'm mad that he isn't. Why aren't you the casting director?

Just so happens, I did dream of being a wrestler when I was a little girl, mostly because of GLOW.

This is even more hilarious if, like me, you imagine that all crabs speak with Boston accents (thanks, Finding Nemo!)

DAMMIT. The headline made me think that he had been cast. Now I'm all disappointed.