I was there! Will Arnett received a nice round of applause, but the place exploded for Louis CK.

I HAVE THIS! Except it shows up on - and only on - my right thumb. My doctor diagnosed it as a form of eczema and prescribed me (probably the same) steroid cream that I put on whenever it flares up.

Once, when my sister was staying with me for a few days, I gave her my extra set of keys and, of course, she ended up going all the way back home to Baltimore with them and I ended up locking myself out of my apartment. My roommate was out of town for the next few months, the landlord was in another state, and I had…

They would probably play better if they had...oh, I don't know. Another defenseman, maybe someone like McDonagh? :P

Does this mean Michelle Obama is seducing Anna Wintour now, too?

Most of my photos on FB are of my cats. I can just imagine what sort of impression that gives.

Jeremy Piven agrees with you.

OMG COOKIES & MINT BARS!!! About five years ago, I was abke to buy two cases off Amazon and nearly cried when I ate the last one. I keep hoping they bring them back, even if it's just for Christmas or something.

Scouts are allowed to substitute with the deity of their choice or omit it entirely when reciting the promise.

Just like in "Wedding Wars!"

I'm gonna go with, no. No it can't.

Those *are* thin mints, but the candy, not the cookies. I am disappointed in you, Jezebel, for not knowing the difference.

"This high-concept comedy"

It's pronounced that way, and if you pronounce it wrong, the locals will definitely mock you.

oh, someone else who feels the same as I do. My friends never understand me when I try to explain that to them.

Someday, I like to think, people will stop using autism and Asperger's as a convenient excuse to act like assholes.

or maybe people want to mock terrible names they've heard of for vaginas? maybe?

This is the same philosophy behind the Heart Gallery: [www.heartgalleryofamerica.org]

awww, that sounds like my Charlie! He showed up one day while my mom was in her garden and kept trying to crawl into her lap. She humored him for a bit, and then when she went to go inside, he tried to follow her. Spent all day trying to get in the house, so my mom eventually called me and asked if I wanted a cat.

Dear NHL: ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION???