"Murder by Numbers" was such a disappointing movie in so many ways. Ryan Gosling was not one of those ways.

That'll do, Duck. That'll do.

Kittens playing hockey!

Muffins are for people who don't have the nads to order cake for breakfast.

"How do I explain Chaz Bono to my 7 year old daughter?" I don't know. How did you explain to her who Kim Kardashian was? or Holly Madison?

I thought about suing my parents once...when I was five.

pffft. They obvs stole the idea from the hockey players.

I don't know what disturbs me more: the routine, or the judges saying it's okay for little girls to perform like that by rewarding her the title.

"The most glaring example is the lack of romantic roles for Asians in mainstream American TV shows and movies."

My favorite client of Patti's. and by 'favorite', I mean 'the one I wanted to beat about the head the most'.

I remember reading "The Godfather" when I was younger and being horrified at the implied rape of the young wannabe actress and her mother's complicitness in the act, thinking stuff like that couldn't possibly actually happen. Sadly, I know better now. (Not due to personal experience, thankfully, but from hearing…

With this article, Jezebel is now 20% cooler.

Have you checked out Iron Fist? Their shoes are all vegan. /enabler

I grew up in York County, so Utz was pretty much a staple of my diet while growing up. I was shocked when I discovered there were people who had never heard of it.

I have waited YEARS AND YEARS to hear JT sing the girl's part from "Hot in Herrre." It was just as glorious as I'd imagined it would be.

They were supposed to release the third season in 2006, but there were some sort of Paramount/Viacom shenanigans that killed it, and fans have been waiting ever since. :(

All I want to know is: Does this mean we'll finally get the third season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete on DVD?

My two cats are named Charlie and Lola. I spend a lot of time explaining that, no, I didn't name them after the show. I've never even seen the show.

"the raccoon who almost destroyed an entire home"

oh man, I totally read this as "Leno" first.