Well, seeing as how Trump could commit murder in broad daylight on live television and this congress wouldn’t impeach him, we have time for this to run its course (along with Mueller’s investigation), because nothing can happen until Democrats have a majority.

Yeah, I would love to see his response when a porn star retorts with “Excuse me, I would never even be in the same room with such a degenerate, tiny-handed, tumbleweed haired, weasel.”

Memo to Donald Trump: STOP TWEETING. STOP RESPONDING TO EVERYTHING. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. THIS IS NOT JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. THIS AN ACTUAL COUNTRY, IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU. SHUT UP.

My brain got stuck in a “THE Ed Helms?” loop upon reading that blurb. I am not against this pairing.

That is the story that finally literally caused me to fall off my chair. I am simply, utterly, completely gobsmacked by this.

If they didn’t laugh they’d cry.

She told a Senate committee that she wasn’t sure that Norway was a “predominantly white” country.

ugh Avenatti is such a blatant hypebeast, I wish he would #basta

I have been there, it is awful. I quit a job right before my son was born because with daycare costs I would have been working full time and only bringing home like 500 dollars as the rest would go straight to daycare. I found a part-time night job six weeks later that allowed me to stay home with kids during the day…

Look at this mother fucker. Hunched over a written statement like his 8th grade English teacher just asked him to read the next couple of pages in a book. Now that he’s apologized, we can all forgive him. /s

I have never seen anyone so desperate to be like by absolutely EVERYONE and shit the bed at every turn.

It’s going to be very depressing to see how many of those who actually made lip noises yesterday about this will completely accept this bullshit, too.

I almost wish that Prince Phillip and Prince Charles had been there and had been their utmost condescending. Which is exactly why they were not. Phillip is a dick on a good day and Charles is very open about his beliefs on things like the environment.

Greenery and charm usually come from the underappreciated landscape architects.

One theory about Kate’s demeanor at the wedding - and I agree with it - is that she was plain exhausted. It was only 3 weeks postpartum.

I know. I love how she’s looking at him. <3 He’s probably her escape from the two older kids. “Baby needs quiet time. You’re on your own with the tiny monsters, Wills.” :D

I’ll bite: I’ve never seen Kate look more happy in any other photo, ever. She’s always looked very content and relaxed and in love with her kids, but this is the first photo/s I’ve seen where she doesn’t even seem to notice the camera. Which means: a) watch out George and Charlotte, mom’s got a favorite, and b) I…

For me that’s the key. Isolate him and take away his phone - see how long it takes for him to have an absolute mental meltdown. His sanity is obviously very, very fragile in the first place... it might only take a nudge.

I felt sorry that the Queen felt she had to honor this engagement. He’s such a boorish oaf. He couldn’t even button his jacket. Do you think he even knows how to hold a teacup? He probably asked for a Coke.

I just spit my lemonade on the poor man next to me on the bus. Then I showed him your comment and he says it’s ok and he agrees with you. Let’s bring back beheaddings.