and what I like most about her beam routines is she really isn’t hesitant, her leaps and jumps are fully extended and high, her form is impeccable and her confidence is breathtaking. beam routines can be beautiful dance throughs, they can be ugly awkward halting sequences, they can be just chock full of skills and no…

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I’m laughing. bitterly.  I don’t think he’s USED the washing machine since we moved into this house 6 years ago and I’m not exaggerating. 

oh your mother in law would love mine. She stopped by last night and in the course of approximately 6 minutes she insulted my new floors, expressed wonderment at my dinner plans (meat loaf and mashed potatoes! A real meal! wow!), asked if I knew there was a laundry basket in the hallway, and if I still employed my…

yeah. adult communication is surprisingly ineffective.

yes. my husband does this. He clears a table by stacking everything and placing it out of sight. Like in a completely random spot in another room. Where I will never find it again. 

This is a constant source of struggle in my home. I make the meals, do the shopping, the bill paying, 98.5% of the house cleaning, all of the laundry, manage the kids, etc. My husband works two jobs, one being purely because he wants to.  He cuts the grass and maintains the exterior of the home. That’s it. When we…

my husband does this. He works two jobs, one of which is running his own landscaping company, by himself. I have no idea why he insists on doing this as we don’t need the money but it’s his “baby” and he can’t let it go, at the expense of his very real three human babies. every few months his brain says NOPE and he…

my husband is a self-professed workaholic, just like his dad before him. He cycles through burnouts on a pretty regular basis. Works himself nearly to death, spends three or four days in bed, has an epitome about how it’s killing him and taking time away from his kids, spends more time with the kids but slowly and…

god so much truth here. I was a D1 athlete at a top ten sport school. not ONCE would our basketball team (or shoot, football team for that matter) eat fast food like that and not bitched about it / been hungry afterwards. During season? My coach would have murdered us had we shoved nuggets in our faces. When we…

this is not even a sentence. how does his brain function AT ALL.

They do. Technically she is HRH Megan, the Duchess of Sussex. If she needs a surname, it’d be Windsor, Mountbatten or Sussex, whatever she and Harry have decided (I think George goes by George Cambridge at school). But in the UK they don’t “need” a surname. The media refers to her as Meghan Markle because that’s how…

Hot take you guys. Our president has NO IDEA how government works.

oh lord not that again. No.

true story. if that ain’t a flaming red flag IDK what is.  the man is abusive at this point and probably has been in the past.

my company tried to do this for me when I unexpectedly got pregnant. I didn’t ask, but I found out later that a few other people in the office had approached our boss to donate their leave time to me so I could take paid time off (I worked for a hospital and had been there a year. i only had accrued two weeks off, and…

I spent 8 months in Australia. I STILL pronounce certain words with an Aussie accent, completely subconsciously. I can’t spend more than five minutes in Charleston without adopting a low-country drawl. I have no idea i’m doing it until someone points it out.

also. I am not ashamed at all to admit that my boyfriend and i went to prom dressed as Jack and Rose. he was regularly mistaken for Leo at the time, and watching leo die in titanic brought on at least an hours worth of crying.

this is amazing, and was like a time capsule trip into my early teenage years. I collected all those romeo + juliet postcards that you’d get in the magazines and had them all over my wall. i fucking loved that movie, and i was a little older than you.

So... the president is suspending habeas corpus now? cool cool.  that’s not alarming at all.