Then I saw the movie. I ate my words with extra hot sauce.

Yeah, I’m interested in history and always found that detail of her wig coming off her severed head to be striking and gruesome.

That is troubling. Deeply troubling. I really do hope that a kidnapping or worse doesn’t happen, but it seems like an inevitable. 

i think her execution was just horrific, the first blow of the axe not severing her head and only hitting the back of her head just sounds grim and awful, and then holding her head up after the third strike for it to drop away from the wig is just grim. But then death and torture was grim then. I was so fascinated…

Probably. But there’s always the Lestat Effect to consider. I have never ever liked Tom Cruise although his IS a good actor, but thought the very idea of casting him for the vampire was Hollywood silliness at its highest. Then I saw the movie. I ate my words with extra hot sauce.

She is depicted as a redhead in all of her portraits.

Why does the red queen look like Queen Elizabeth, lol? 

The 4%, or 2% or whatever, GDP on Defense is such bullshit. It still doesn’t say how much a country contributes to NATO, just what they spend on Defense. One of the reasons why the US is paying more, is because they include a huge nuclear arsenal and space weaponry. Also, it’s a suggestion, not mandatory, and it’s not…

There was also a 10 lb weight gain for me. Thankfully that was taken care of but I’m still not back to prebaby status and my bum knee is a wrench in those plans. 

Anyone feel like they hit their 30s and their body fell apart? Just in the past 6 months I’ve found out I have irreparable cartilage injury in my knee (complete with bone bruising and bone marrow edema). I’m super frustrated because I’m pretty done with running now and I had just been getting into it. I was a minimum…

Ohhh hun this is going to be no help at all but you need to breathe. My advice is just to not use the app. Mine made me so crazy and stressed that I think it prevented conception. Then when I finally stopped checking and just had sex when we felt like it (and often) boom pregnant.

The Washington Post is reporting the government doesn’t know how many kids they fucking kidnapped - thus the “less than 3000" figure we’re hearing. These assholes took these children from their parents and didn’t keep track of them at all. I heard on NPR that there were 9 parents who’s were already deported and they…

I laughed like a hyena at that tweet. Also, a correction: they went back in time so they could buy fewer “Motor Cycles”. A true Man Of The People knows that it’s two capitalized words. Motor-Cycles, Auto-Gyros, etc.

i don’t even know how to calibrate it. whenever some tweet of his from years ago gets brought up, he always comes off just as stupid and unhinged. the difference now is he’s so out of his depth on so many of the things he tries to tweet about (international diplomacy, trade, etc) that it puts his idiocy in stark…

god, those tweets, they are physically painful. are we really supposed to spend tomorrow celebrating the stupid fucking country that can elect that piece of garbage president?

Please don't do a reunion tour. Just put Spice World on Netflix. 

I have a boss that emails me, then calls to tell me he’s emailed me. I’m running out of excuses on why I missed his call

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I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in…

I think he’s a great actor with a terribly suited face. It worked for Titanic, Catch Me If You Can and Great Gatsby, but not Shutter Island and Revenant.