These are based off of police blotter and news reports in Florida.

They also ignored the fact that their army was tired and wounded. No one stuck up for Sansa correctly pointing this out. Guess warfaring ain’t what it used to be. 

i thought this episode served to highlight how much shit people get into when they think they know everything and don’t listen to anyone else.

Honestly all the characters in power, men and women, have been shit for years on the show (the only disturbing difference was the constant use of sexual violence against female characters to “prove a point” writing wise), with the overall message, due to it being fanfiction of the Wars of the Roses and Wars of the…

Why was there no scouting?  Surely someone could have scouted and told them about the dragon and shipping killing weapons?  They are supposed to have highly trained soldiers in their ranks and NO ONE thought about scouting to see what was ahead?  

Sansa, on the other hand …
Smart, determined, direct.

Public service announcement that there is no such thing as “disciplining” a dog. Mammals learn best through positive reinforcement. Punishment is traumatic and nothing more. Plus, if your puppy “does something wrong,” that’s your fault. 100% of the time. Poops on the carpet? Your fault for not taking the pup outside…

my coke dealer usually charges $3 more if i want to add shrimp.

Well gods, who can blame them, the world is garbage. 

Meghan McCain is that freshman home from college for Thanksgiving break who took half of a philosophy class and now has to argue about everything. No matter what anyone says, she has to argue the complete opposite just to prove that she has been paying attention and she knows some big words!

Once my sister decided to have 5th, my standard gift is now a pat on the back.

I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.

I think he was further away from the Night King than he could have reached him in the time it took to raise those arms, but the unspoken goddamnit thing Jon did didnt help.

There are lots of heroes in this scenario that all share the credit.

Fuck any dudes that seem somehow threatened that women played a huge role in being among those heroes.

Arya and Brienne are probably my two favorite characters... Brienne being knighted and Drogon wrapping himself around Dany and Jorah were my two…

Jon is clearly a wrestling fan, and all wrestling fans know you don’t interrupt the Undertaker when he is slowly raising his arms before the match begins.

Same thing, basically.

1. Re social media. I hope that more platforms ban hate groups. They should not be mainstreamed as they have been.

Jon screaming at the dragon was 100% just Jon realizing he was getting nowhere hiding behind a rock, and figuring he’ll die one way or another, so he might as well try to kill a zombie dragon. If the Night King’s entourage didn’t even realize Arya was coming until she was being choked, there’s no way a dumb dragon and…

Can’t look at Pete Buttigieg now without thinking about the (imo shady) Oprah quote re: his last name.

Sorry but the officially unsanctioned but nevertheless tolerated Nihilist Arby’s did this better, earlier, and more consistently.

“Feel bad? Buy a Whopper!” is such an incredible stereotype capitalism gone awry that if this were satire, it would be dismissed as hackwork.