Wow, you’ve already tried so much, you are a trooper! When I used to babysit, my friends used to tell their little girl that it was okay if she wasn’t ready to sleep, but bedtime meant quiet, alone-in-her-bedroom-til-morning time. Sometimes that meant she fell asleep on the floor curled up on stuffed animals or half un…

We got my 4 yo niece a rotating star projector and a bed tent for Christmas so now she gets to go to “space” instead of “sleep”. She still co-sleeps sometimes but is staying in her own bed more often. I don’t have kids so take this with a grain of salt, but maybe there’s something she’s into that can be a fun part of…

Different church, dude. That’s the Church of Satan.

No, they want MOAR pours, all the middle class and maybe just the bottom 97%, frankly, so they can perpetuate their dreams of feudal living by making us full on serfs or slaves. One way or another, they want lots of stupid poor people so they can continue their vampiric treatment of us.

Or a receiving address where their package won’t disappear.

We might be able to conceive in the next 5 years or so, so that’s not a real option for us right now. It’s not a real option for most heterosexual couples planning to have children.

As a heterosexual, married, childfree woman taking mutiple medications for health issues, it would be a amazing to be free of the issues of harmonal birth control. My uterus is too small for IUDs, so my options are nonexistent. Plenty of women have partners that are responsible and healthy enough to control the large…

I’m there!

My guy actually moved with me after I was promoted out of state, but he is the most wokest of men. We have student loan debt too, but I’m super lucky in love and don’t think I could hit this kind of jackpot twice. We’ll be as okay as any other middle class couple. And what are the chances I’d find another kind,…

If this were required protocol during my childhood, I... dare say I would have a very different life. My parents only cared about appearances and how I reflected on them. The didn’t seek to understand what was going on under the surface. I’m in my twenties now and still suffering for this.

I feel like the main character in Another Earth, except it’s Rihanna living my best life on another planet.

Cope Ticks

They did, though! My older, raver cousin used to wear them. Ugh!