This kind of thing will continue as the planet rejects a destructive parasite called humans.

It just dawned on me (hey, I’m slow, give me a break) that trump supporters seem to fall into one of three categories: low IQ , white supremacists, and grifters. (Yes, I know, white supremacists fit into one of the other two as well, but I thought just in case I’d give them their own category).

Here’s what I am confused about, the dude is from Atlanta which is pretty damn southern/country. How is that a ‘less than’ compared to Taylor Swift who lbh never sounded country and is from fucking Pennsylvania.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s outrage for the morning after pill actually let everybody know that...Conservatives just want single women to be punished for having sex.

I kinda related to this. A lot of men seem like they’d prefer a girlfriend pillow to an actual woman they have to interact /communicate / work for success with. I interpreted her “I’m shockingly available” as saying she’s not as inaccessible due to her beauty/finances/career as men might think. Was that what you meant…

And fix yourself up a little, you might meet someone

Nice try, mom

Gotta say, as one of those guys who, two years ago, was saying in the primaries “. . . But I love Elizabeth Warren,” and today is saying “What exactly is confusing? I said I loved Elizabeth Warren”, I am not a little chagrined about the company I was keeping. I get that the rollout for the campaign hit a rather big…

Honestly, it kind of does. None of this is appealing to me and I hope I don’t turn into this if I become a mom. 

This. ALL OF THIS. Also, I feel like only white, wealthy/middle-class, married women can get away with publicly talking about drinking heavily/day-drinking/ drinking and driving without consequences. My knowledge is only experiential and anecdotal but I am familiar with DOZENS of poor, single women who are in the…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

you have to remember that trump’s father was born in a very different time and in a very different geopolitical climate. the germany we know today is not what existed back then, as it was split into separate parts: there was an east germany, a west germany and a very very west germany, located in the bronx.

Sometimes you live in an area that’s so expensive that the daycare workers live/commute from too far away to be able to lean on them as a reliable babysitter.

Sometimes you move to a new town with zero social connections.

Sometimes you end up living too far away from your social group to find a reliable sitter that…

This discussion came up at a party recently. One guy was lamenting Modern America, and sort of facetiously asking how he was supposed to communicate with women at work nowadays without getting called into HR or sued, and settling into a robotic monotone with his hands by his side. And a friend, who I would NOT have…

Indeed.... one dickhead in three persons....... the divine mystery..........

I initially clicked on this post because it was a silly follow up to that hideous swimsuit post from the other day, but I actually learned about that Planned Parenthood app and it’s available in my state...this is awesome! 

Small Question about this idea... Do you think the Kardashains will promote Monistat or the Bodysuit? Or both? If they promote both, they remind me how the Sackler Family and Purdue Pharma executives discussed expanding into the addiction treatment market as well as keeping their pharmaceutical empire intact. This is…

Hmrph, Elon musk is working on building a robot that can hold three iced coffees … and fly you to mars.

Related: I loved the whole “I didn’t inherit my wealth” as her defense of being “self-made”. Honey, no one said you inherited it, but we reserve the right to say that your empire was built on your father’s notariety defending a murderer, and your sister’s subsequent sex tape.

Like Get Out, this is the kind of film that is going to reward repeat viewings. I really enjoyed it. There is a chunk of exposition at the end, but honestly it felt like it was their for audiences who can't just accept the circumstances and enjoy the ride. Someone tweeted that Hitchcock never had to explain to you why…