“I see the future of America right here, right now,” Beto O’Rourke says while standing on a counter in a coffee shop in Burlington, Iowa.

Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

Shill, yes! See also: huckster - especially : one who sells or advertises something in an aggressive, dishonest, or annoying way 

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

This is her sex tape. Those assholes are going to have a reality tv show when this is all done.

Losing money: A hallmark of an authentic college experience.

“Over The Jeans Island”

This is virgin on the ridiculous.

A white, blonde, pageant queen virgin.

Next season: All Virgins!

I wonder what it’s like to be a man and not have to worry about when they’re coming for your body autonomy. What it is to not have to watch, state by state, while they come for you and yours. To be a full to near full citizen, and not be rendered a second-class citizen because of medical procedures you might want or…

Did you watch the show? He explicitly said he doesn’t have religious reasons for maintaining his virginity, just a vague excuses about being “too busy” and “focused on work.” And not that anyone needs an excuse for remaining a virgin (nor does it make them a “weirdo”), but in his case it’s clear he is terrified of…

Maybe it’s just because I’m an old, but I don’t think any of these influencers (gag) look fresh-faced: they all look like they’re 10 years older trying to look their actual age. (Does that make sense? She looks like she’s late 20's/early 30's trying to look 20.) It’s weird. Maybe it’s the crazy contouring or filters…

I have to say I did like his work as Vincent Adultman on Bojack Horseman.

This is dumb.

So tonight we’re rooting for a crying, entitled man-baby to browbeat a woman who’s expressed clear disinterest in him into half-heartedly entering a doomed relationship with him under duress so she won’t be framed as the asshole who broke the Bachelor’s heart on national TV?

Kirpa: Cassie’s not ready.

My theory on Colton’s virginity has actually evolved over the course of the season. At the beginning, I assumed he was a deeply closeted gay man, but by the finale, after a thorough examination of all available evidence, I’ve concluded that he’s actually a small boy magically transformed into an adult man - a la Big -…

Only in America could this pathetic little boy actually be admired for never having had sex. As if Jesus really cares what he does with his tiny ding-ding. Its insane.

Eagerly awaiting the mental gymnastics it will take for someone to insist this makes her horrible person.