I wear big underpants. Started that long ago when I realized how much more comfortable it was having more skin covered against my outer clothes. I don’t care what anyone thinks. 

Do not fall for the Follow Your Bliss bullshit. Do not look for your job to fulfill your emotional needs. It’s a paycheck. You owe them a day’s work and they owe you a paycheck. That’s it.

If you really think that “self-examination leads to self-improvement,” then you’re better off examining why big tech companies collude to drive down wages (Apple and Google), abuse the visa process (Facebook and everyone else), contract with companies in China who commit egregious human rights violations to build your…

Only a really rich person would voluntarily not eat for hours and then talk about how much time they have without framing it around meals. #bye

While I’m an old who doesn’t keep up with the lingo the kids are using these days, I’m pretty sure the technical term for what they’re labeling “love” is a “ride or die” agreement. Those two things can overlap, but don’t have to, and in the Trumps’ case, probably doesn’t.

The Wall is like God. For those who believe, evidence of Its existence is all around us, yet there are those who doubt. Its ways are mysterious, Its intent unknown and unknowable. Is It a kind and forgiving Wall, or a Wall that brings down vengeful wrath upon those who will not fund It? What if there is no Wall at…

I don’t know where things go from here, but I do know that the inevitable ripped-from-the-headlines episode of Law & Order SVU about this is gonna be LIT.

The wall exists in a state of perpetual quantum flux, it both needs to be built, is already built, needs funding, has already been funded, is the strongest there ever was, is weak and ineffectual, and so forth. I'm pretty sure Trump's plan is to create a paradox so great in nature that the universe is torn asunder at…

Yeah, if you aren’t a republican (and even if you are, but are not a libertarian Tea Party republican) then you are gonna get “Socialism” screamed at you anyway by people who have no idea what socialism (or capitalism either, for that matter) is anyway. Worrying about pleasing the unpleasable is how Democrats and…

These candidates really need to stop allowing the conservatives to define “Liberal” and “Socialism” as evils. As long as they keep letting Trump and his ilk control the conversation on these aspects of the left, they’re going to be stuck in this kind of awkward position where no one is particularly pleased with them.

I sometimes fantasize about what Kris would do if all media just banned the Kardashians for one day. Would she burst into spontaneous flame? Would her head explode? Would she curl into a fetal position and sob hysterically?

I understand what you’re saying, but I’ll say to you exactly what I wrote to someone else - it’s painfully difficult for anyone who was at the receiving end of Lagerfeld’s hateful rhetoric to ignore it in the name of his “genius.” Do I agree he was a genius? Yes, actually I do. He was incomparably talented, and…

It’s hard to say but Melissa Rosenberg, the showrunner/creator, found a new job while working on JJ S3 and after the cancellations of Iron Fist and Luke Cage, the writing on the wall might have been clear. So there’s a chance we’ll get some kind of finale if only out of Rosenberg wanting to put a cap on her run.

First “Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23,” now “Jessica Jones.” Both were fantastic.

im not sure he is a caricature, i think he is doing a pretty good job of getting the US population that supports him primed to accept an overt power grab.  Bill Maher (and lets just not get into various issues people may have) repeatedly says he thinks Trump wont leave office on any terms but his own.  He wont get…

This is kind of a weird response in a bunch of ways. For one thing, your second point seems to contradict your first one. I mean, you’re not actually naive enough to think that just because someone voted for Obama they can’t be racist to any degree? People voted for Obama for the same reason they vote for anyone; they…

Same. One of my best travel experiences was being allowed to pet a tame cheetah. It chirped and trilled exactly like my pet cats do, and aggressively nuzzled her owner and purred. It was magical.

Yeah, but there would be less profit. So....I think we can all see why we don’t do that. 

If they go around tranqulising all of the cougars they find, it’s really going to mess with the California dating scene.