The Dear America books educated me on the following topics that school never bothered with: “Indian” boarding schools, colorism, the Great Migration, who W.E.B. DuBois was, and child marriage, among other things.

Yes, that’s exactly right. These are the choices you have: Fashion and clothing from cultures that are not yours/ antebellum fashion that glosses over the eradication of entire Native populations or a bathrobe. *eyeroll* There is just nothing else out there. This reminds me of that commentator who held her wedding in…

For me as an Ojibwe woman I feel that your reverence for the material really discounts the racism I feel from this propaganda. As a child I felt terrible reading these books and the parts about a young woman being educated were lost on me...I suppose for me I am grateful that finally some people are beginning to see…

Allowing your child to miss so many days of school that they are likely to have to repeat a grade is neglect. That is what we’re talking about here. Did you wonder why it was only used on 20 families? It’s because those families were neglectful. 

I wanted to mention that the populations who aren’t vaccinating who aren’t in this group may be doing it for both similar and dissimilar reasons.

It’s simpler than that: They just think they won’t get sick. Sickness is for peasants, and they’re better than that, aren’t they?

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw if we end up with some dude named Hickenlooper in the White House.  

Bringing up two boys, who would naturally want to look up to some big tough guy on TV or the movies, it was so great to have Terry Crews to point to. Even before coming out with his story of assault, Crews espoused points of view that were exciting to highlight to the boys. Crews recognized that it wasn’t enough just…

It could mean other things! It could mean ‘it would have been awkward when we played golf together every thursday’ or ‘Our sailboats nave adjacent slips at the yacht club’, or even ‘He secures us a really good sponsorship for Rotary’.

It absolutely doesnt mean one thing though.  It doesnt mean ‘we had actual good…

It’s interesting. Outside of Dirt Bag, I never find myself wondering about Pete Davidson’s dick. And yet, whenever I see a Dirt Bag that refers to Davidson’s member, I click it without hesitance. Results of a puritanical society? The logical conclusion to celebrity obsession? I’m a pervert? I’ll never know they why.

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

She may end up being mine. I will definitely wholeheartedly support her if she wins the nomination. But I would be lying if I didn’t say I was worried about criminal justice reform with her as president. Following is a case that she refused allow further DNA testing as attorney general of California.  I think she is…

We couldn get my daughter's six foot long iguana to stay in his tank, so finally gave up. He was my sweet lovey boy, slept on top of me when I was sick and followed me to the bathroom. RIP Joey, Mommy misses you :, (

“living room pond” is a terrific phrase. I had a coworker who ended up being the primary caregiver for an iguana after her sons entered their teens and lost interest. He loved his two-legged mom; he kept breaking out of his tank to be wherever she was, once actually shattering the glass and crawling into the kitchen…

I say this as a teacher: Since fucking WHEN has being a teacher been modern and untraditional? Just because of her position as not-even-first-lady?

Flash forward to 2022: ““I voted for her, and she’s the one who’s doing this,” said Cannibal Witch voter. “I thought she was going to do good things. She’s not eating the people she needs to be eating.” 

I love Cannibal Witch because she pisses off the libtards. No, I don’t like her policy on rounding up all of our children to be eaten, but she owns the lib snowflakes so hard. They all cry and scream about their children being eaten, and I just laugh at their ridiculous faux outrage.

Why, though? They provide the context in the post. It’s clear what this is making fun of-beyond the fact that literally every Cannibal Witch post is a specific callout of some other idiotic thinkpiece. I’m struggling to see why this specific one is a Jezebel problem and not a you problem.

Maybe I don’t agree with everything Cannibal Witch says or does, maybe I don’t agree with her personal choices, but I know that Cannibal Witch will get the job done and that’s what this country needs right now. Someone strong. An outsider. Someone who can influence politics with her magical skills, not with back-alley…

This is what “lean in” was about, isn’t it? “Yes, dearie, open that oven door. And lean in.”