I refuse to fly American until they let me bring my service animal with me. My pet crocodile even has his own red service jacket and everything.

This^^. I have a close friend who KNOWS that I spent a significant amount of time hitting the pavement to canvass for what was our lone democratic senator (after last night we are stuck with two republican assholes instead). We’ve had many discussions about the state of this country and have been in agreement about…

THANK YOU!!!

ahahaha sunday night social.. lol thats great.. thank you better later than never :)

Needy as fuck (but only before noon.)

Instead of how to reject a date, they should have classes on how to handle rejection in a healthy manner.

I went on a trip down memory lane the other day and looked up the classes currently being taught at my high school - I was curious how the curriculum had changed in the fifteen years since I graduated. Now they have a separate health class on dating and relationships - and one of the “course objectives” is “how to…

So....in the past couple weeks we’ve had:

It never stops to hurt my heart that Trump is president. Ultimately, not because of the ugly qualities that this article perfectly captures but because it told me something that I didn’t know about the working, everyday 63 million fellow Americans with whom we share the country. I used to love road trips and exploring…

By myself, I paid for a 4 year arts BA and a Masters in design at a art school abroad in the UK - just because it was something i always wanted to do.

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

about whether players could protest the anthem

And that word is either "vanilla" or "oatmeal". 

now that’s not true. subs have to give a dom permission to dominate them, otherwise the interaction would be pretty rapey

They LGBT movies always seem to be either coming out/suffering/transition. Give me a queer bank heist! A trans scientist working to stop flying electric eels. A lesbian couple exorcising ghosts from the haunted house the just bought. We have entire lives between coming out and dying of HIV (according to Hollywood), so…

Oh fuck off they commissioned a piece of art and spent money on it. They have every right. Your comment history shows you just hate this. So I repeat, fuck off 

The goat-headed statues do look pretty similar, down to the hand signals, ears, and beard:

I am loosely connected to the people who made the statue originally, and I can tell you that the thing is massive, took a very long time to fabricate, and was made with great care. It’s an art piece more than anything. It is truly mind boggling that the Sabrina producers thought they could just copy the whole thing…

Kendall Jenner is a literal Victoria’s Secret Angel

I always like to think she ends up with her Husband, the man she married and loves and not the stalker best friend who she barely knew. After he leaves with his stupid stage direction cards, she tells her husband who promptly calls the cops.