This comes to mind.

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

I dunno but fun story: My 14yo cousin visited from England this past summer and told us she and her friends really wanted to do the Ke Ke dance, but didn’t know anyone “old enough to drive but irresponsible enough to let us do it.” Cut to, my (58yo) dad coming in the room and Cousin saying, “Uncle [Trouvee’s Dad],…

“...do so at the ballot box.” I totally agree with this...except, wait...polling places shut down, voter rolls being purged, the whole Natives being denied voting in one of the Dakotas because of some ridiculous law regarding residential addresses, voter ID laws, the disenfranchisement of millions of people who served…

Is this administration just going out of their way to check off every one of the “domestic abuser” cliches?  “You made them get so angry they sent you bombs” is right up there with “its your fault I got so angry I hit you” defense.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

The gay porn scene famously uses condoms instead of STI testing, whereas the straight porn world is the opposite: they typically don’t use condoms and instead rely on rigorous testing.  That is what she was talking about: that crossover actors don’t undergo as much testing as straight porn actors do, so that’s why…

“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

lol.

This also used to be true of me, but to be fair, I was suffering from severe clinical depression, and I couldn’t get out of bed for any reason.

For realz. I need to know how Eva Green adapted to a life of poverty as a blacksmith’s wife.

Meh. No respectable dude cares about being shorter, heels or not.

Much the same as adult me walks through the toy aisle at a Target and thinks, “Jesus, my poor ass had to make dirt people* for fun. Kids these days have all the good toys!”, Married me reads this article and feels much the same for all the singles and swingers out there. They get all the fun new stuff. Granted,…

The worst was when a father brought in his young daughter for stomach pain. His wife was in the “medical field” and they had refused all vaccinations, which immediately raised red flags. Then he told me his wife wanted their very young daughter to get a CT scan for her stomach pain. I explained the amount of radiation…

• Hailey Baldwin says she listens to sermons via her phone when she’s on the road. [Celebitchy]

That’s why I generally don’t unfriend people on FB. It’s a useful tool to know which families you don’t have playdates with.

My brother (MPH/MD/PhD): “You should get your kids vaccinating. The science supports it fully.”

I’ve been doing some family genealogy for the past few years. Two of my great-great grandparents were deaf (married to each other), and while my great-great grandfather was born deaf, my great-great grandmother lost her hearing when she was two. From measles. Given the climate right now, it infuriated me to see that…