Frosted Quakes?!

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

two actual human workers on a cherry picker... nobody was injured.

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

Oh my god, the ONLY reason this man was overlooked is because I did not see a photo of this atrocity on Getty, and I am incensed, scandalized, depressed, and above all, deeply confused.

Wait, no mention of Frankenjesus? My partner was still upset about it this morning.

actually I’m happy to report I purposely put on the flash to make some of it look worse

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

The police have nothing to go on.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Don’t worry, Will Muschamp will make him run wind sprints until he never shows such sportsmanship again

If you truly are sad and depressed and want to make brownies, I’d recommend using the greenish butter your dead beat brother in law keeps hidden in the back of his fridge.

Impressive that the bar tried to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

Yea, no, you’re an ignorant dipshit

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.