Hi, the TSA is part of DHS.

Our state police used to allow people to come in and pick up their background checks to take to potential employers. They had to put an end to it because there were too many foot chases through the building. I mean if I had a warrant, the last thing I would do is go to the police and pay them $25 to look at my record,…

Am I the only person on mobile who actually made it to the comments?

I would just like to preface that I’m as big an opponent to Trump as a single, childless, college-educated daughter of Latino immigrants whose first and second real jobs were working for OFA could possibly be. I’d be super down with impeaching him, then shooting him into the sun, if that didn’t mean that Mike Pence…

Both the solicitor and the judge said they’re pretty committed to retrying, as is the Scott family. It’ll be a bit, though. I think the feds are bringing a civil rights case next, so the solicitor will have to wait until that’s done. She also has to try Dylan Roof on the state charges after the feds get done with him,…

Bruh, South Carolina hasn’t let any kind of union in this state since Sherman came marching through.

The “Socialism or Death” tag is a bit on the nose, but ok.

If it makes you feel better, they’re not even evacuating everyone in the area. Just low-lying areas, mobile homes and campsites (of which there are a stupid, stupid amount) and Zone A, which is like maybe the 3 or so blocks by the ocean. It’ll only be Cat 1 or 2 by the time it gets to SC Saturday, and it’s going to…

I had the same problem, except instead of an inpatient preschooler at the pool, I have a new boyfriend in my pants.

I have exactly 0.00 strong feelings about Britney, but this article is unnecessarily mean.

This is what I came here for

Ha!! Good one Bob! Where do you come up with these?! Tell Linda and the kids hi for me!!!

This kinda thing happens way more often than you think it does. I can think of 2 or 3 times off the top of my head this happened in my state this past year alone. Chill, honestly.

You’ve done the Lord’s work here. Bless you.

Queen Zendaya had starred in a couple of Disney shows, but mostly she stars in my heart as Fashion Icon.

And honestly, we can’t fault the players for not going after the ball. I know if I had the choice between staring at a dead body or chasing the murderer, I’m gonna go stare at that body, you know?

If a plane crashes into your apartment while you’re making hot pockets, would the explosion cook it all the way through, or will it still be as cold as the surface of Pluto in the middle?

He’s a Republican. There’s no way in hell that staffer is young enough to have parents that are still alive.

Honestly, it sounds like a particularly horrific STI.