how did the most famous member of the cast, Jaden Smith, NOT appear in any of the episodes?

great show, kind of a perfect 2 season wonder. would be nice if it could keep going, but it’s one of those things i’m amazed exists at all.

His hair should win its own Emmy.

I mistakenly read the headline as Barry instead of Betty and almost shat my pants.

Anime eyes in heavy vampyre makeup?

Go on….

Adding to your Nosferatu trivia, F. W. Murnau might’ve died because he was giving a BJ to his driver, leading to the fatal car crash (I got this from Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neil’s Cinema Purgatorio segments).

Unfortunately, the cinema I was at in Switzerland didn’t get the letter either. Very nice, though.

I’ve heard a bunch of them are living in Staten Island.

“Orlock is a vampire who moves into Hutter’s town and begins terrorizing his wife Ellen (Greta Schröder), which we assume is the role for Taylor-Joy.” I normally find gender-swapped movie remakes irritating, but Tayl0r-Joy as Orlock is something I would absolutely see.

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, but how are they going to find a surviving vampire to play Orlock this time after Murnau killed Max Schreck with sunlight filming the original?

Once saw Nosferatu in a concert hall with a live orchestra playing the score. It was predictably awesome.

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What they should do is a comedic take on Nosferatu. Like, sure, he’s dead, but what if he was loving it?

The original film was such a shameless and obvious ripoff of Dracula that Bram Stoker’s widow successfully sued to have all known copies destroyed, and we only have it today because various pieces were discovered and stitched back together in the ‘60s. Which is really the main reason why its obviously monstrous take…

alright, i gotta ask about this, it seems like as good a place as any:

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

You jest, but people from Ireland are saying this is one of the safest, wealthiest spots in the country and it’s much more likely that he was just so drunk that he took a nasty fall and banged himself up pretty badly and was just too embarrassed to admit it (his hotel called the ambulance, not him).

I wouldn’t wish to cause him harm, but if his neckerchief were to be safely removed from around his neck and then torn asunder, it could only be for the betterment of mankind.

The one actor who would still get all the same roles with scars on his face