And probably have drivers licenses, etc...

I used to date a guy who INSISTED, REPEATEDLY, that he was very smart and loved to read books. He used to have LOTS of books, but he had to get rid of them when he moved. But he was very very smart and very well read and loved to tell me all about it. I never, not once, saw the guy pick up a book. He sucked. ALSO - we…

I think that's called vacation?

Yup. My prom was in 2002 and I'm about to turn 32.

I wore that EXACT SAME dress to prom in 2000, but in lavender.

thank you for inventing the phrase “sex nap”; off I go to use it in my vernacular for the rest of my liiiiiiife

Man, if I was on that jury, I would have walked into court on the first day like GIVE 'EM ALL THE CHAIR

This story is not helping my inherent bias against dudes named BROCK.

Why does punishment, of anyone, even need to be part of the equation?

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My stepdad is white and my stepsister is half Malaysian (but definitely looks like she could be 100%) and he said he’s gotten like “way to go” eyebrow waggles from other men before - I specifically remember him telling me about some dude that tried to fist bump him at a gas station when she was in the car with him :/

I heard this song in the gym last week and I was shocked at how....not good it is.

I thought that was Ted Cruz!

I’ve spent every summer of my life in Brigantine, and so I have a lot of fondness for AC. Some of my favorite childhood memories are of my grandmother taking all the cousins to a tacky casino buffet (our fave was the Epic Buffet at the Sands, RIP) - we would show up around 11, when they were getting ready to…

My scent is Dior Hypnotic Poison, but mostly just during fall/winter. I’ve been wearing that for about a decade now. I switch it up during the warmer months based on whatever I have on hand (samples, stuff friends give me, etc). Currently really into Lacoste Pour Elle and Jor'el Parker "Eau So Divine"

I thought it was a little preemptive to be calling him a “Presidential Candidate” already, as opposed to like, “Potential Republican Nominee” or something, but then I realized this was Fox News.

Honest question: can someone explain to me why we hate Franzen so much? The only thing I’ve read of his was The Corrections, many moons ago, which was very MEH and I remember almost nothing about it, but I do remember when Freedom came out and everyone was like OMG THIS NOVEL IS UHMAAAZING - so besides being…

Keep going! The third one is really good - everything is wrapped up really well and it’s the funniest out of the 3. Plus Julia is a #boss.

For my fellow DC Jezzies, the DC Diaper bank has dropoff locations in most neighborhoods, and they also have a warehouse in Silver Spring where you can drop off diapers:

The other day I noticed a woman in my spin class was wearing a waist trainer. IN SPIN CLASS! How does one BREATHE???!!