I love the actual mascara, HATE the brush. It clumps and gives me "tarantula eyes", without fail.

I love the actual mascara, HATE the brush. It clumps and gives me "tarantula eyes", without fail.

he looks like he smells like doritos

my 93 year old babcia called Bridesmaids a 'porno'

This. Also, I find it hard to believe that not one, but TWO OBGYNs would have an accidental pregnancy.

HAHAH WAIT, HOLD UP

If this happens, I am 10000% going to see it. And it will be HILARIOUS.

not to mention EXPENSIVE

I went to one for my cousin not even realizing what I was in for, because I had never heard of a 'gender reveal party' before. I thought it was a brunch and she was going to tell us if it was a boy or a girl. It was a whole THING - there was a cake and she cut it in front of everyone and we were all expected to…

um, YES, and it rocked my 9-year-old WORLD

I'm an outgoing introvert, and the thought of walking down the aisle and standing at the altar for 15-20 minutes in front of a room full of people gives me such anxiety! I'd rather just get all the legal crap done in a room with a justice of the peace, then meet everyone at the venue for the party.

And then give their kid names like Jayden, Kayleigh, Jaxon, etc....

I'm about to finish grad school (YAY) but I'm legit nervous about what I am going to do after. I'm thinking of trying to get a job teaching community college at night, just because I'm scared I'm going to be SO BORED (and that'll help offset my student loan payments).

you save bread

Ooooh where in DC does he live? My money's on Logan Circle.

I've tried several Model Co products (thanks, Ipsy!) and I have never been disappointed. I've subscribed (and then unsubscribed) to Birchbox twice, and now just have Ipsy, and I have never actually ordered anything full sized until I tried Model Co.

if it makes you feel any better, think of it in context. people like you and me (aka reasonable non racist folk) are not gonna be lining up to vote.

the comic sans really drives the whole thing home for me

YO, this is totes going to be my Halloween costume this year.

Ok so this is third time I have seen Abi wear that dress in this show and I love that she repeats outfits.

6. Potato waffles