I know, right?

Maybe “Gruesome Twosome”?

Confession...I played with Barbies.

In fact, raping people at Sundance carries with it a lot more indie rapist cred than raping at the Oscars or even the Golden Globes.

Kids these days, when I was their age my straw had to walk to school 3 miles BOTH WAYS in 2 feet of snow!

He was raised in an upscale middle class community to adoptive white parents when his white mother gave him up (ironically, it was his black father that abandoned them when he was a child). Dude has had anything but the typical black life. Heck, many people didn’t even know he was AA! If anything he looks European.

He’s the NFL’s version of Rosa Parks...except he’s not even allowed on the bus!

“cankles”

Not true, because then the other black QBs would be seeing the same uncalled helmet to helmet issues and they aren’t. The bigger reason is that Newton is the most dangerous runner, and most often the BEST runner on that team so he’s a target. As I stated previously, this is “the gronk effect” where he gets called for…

More snacks?

Why didn’t she just wear shorts? Oh that’s right:

This:

“Backdoor Knox”

I blame her tacky pantsuits.

...and his stat line was no better than New England’s Garrapolo who had never started an NFL game and was facing a potential SB contender...on the road.

ugh...

and resume his unremarkable career

Yeah, she was involved with a total stranger who’s DNA was all over the place!