This is Hollywood, no one's too good for shit!

Take that Christensen!

Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Merchandise

Can George Lucas be the Sarlaac?

Cool, now I don't have to watch it! And Deter is still wrong! Two for one.

So if it has a teat you can milk it?

Is that like a TPS report?

when does either of those equal samurai?

How can I watch a movie that was only in theaters for a day? And how is Cyber Jesus a racial thing?

Yeah Side Effects was really good. Had no idea what to expect from that movie.

Alison Brie as Wendy!

So it just re-read buzzfeed lists of "OMG 90's Kids will Remember this!"

Maybe in the new Pan Tiger Lily is just a hipster ironically being an Indian. Hits all demos that way.

Replace her with Johnny Depp!

And Danny Pudi as John Darling

As long as he's a human bowling ball.

Keanu Reeves: Somehow a Samurai and Cyber Jesus

What game?

You really consider sheep's milk "dairy"?

Thanks Spartacus