I'm still figuring out how one question can be more rhetorical than another.

Why? Is he joining the boy scouts?

Way to reveal the prosecution's closing argument!

With or without Sorbo?

Is Roquefort like Bleu Cheese?

And now he won't shut up about it.

So he's exactly like Jesus Christ.

How could Jesus be a Jew if he spent all that time in Missouri?

Or won the CPAC straw poll….

Looks like Chipotle couldn't….

*Crabwalks away sobbing*

Or Guy Incognito

Witch!

you realize the "Principal and the Pauper" was 17 years ago right? Hahaha oh…I made myself sad.

It's not some sort of cheese dish?

Is that some sort of French Cookbook?

My bet is an angry Rob Schneider

Whatever do you mean?

You must not read a lot of the comments around here.

Who's asking?