I got promoted this week, after nine months at this job. I'm buying each of you a pony!*

On the 8th day of Shark Week, the shark god created this movie, which lead us to ask "why couldn't our shark lord have instead rested on that day?"

Motel 6 Feet Under

Revival is excellent. I can't decide if the Amish ninja is great or ridiculous, even as I love that cover art of her under the tree. She's no Lying Cat, though.

Well, BALLS. Hard to believe that we'd be sad about Disqus going out, but here we are.

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I hope you brought a change of clothes, for when your eyes piss tears

I'm out.

"Why did they make that one Muppet out of eyeliner?"

I am pre-emptively uprooting this in the hope that this Week in Journalism is a real hot ticket! It better deliver, Franko, or you'll never write about the theatre in this town again!

It takes all of my restraint not to make a Blazing Saddles joke here, but this is a real shame. A fine actress and a great career. Too bad Will Harris never interviewed her!

Flume, Flume - I'm really enjoying this. Not new to me, but I love this sort of borderline ambient hip-hop.

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DCAU subthread: I very much liked Diana in JL/U. Thought they got her character down and gave her plenty of good action sequences. Maybe there wasn't a great Diana episode but there were definitely some good ones.

You don't know how long it will take. If you have to go in for surgery, you could be there a while, you're going to get hungry.

Where the hell do you think you are?

I am FILLED with Christ's love! *throws bible at Royal Ugly Dude*

The Little Hours looks…not great, but little could keep me away. I blame Aubrey Plaza's brand of casual evil.

Franko is strictly a stage actor, not a screen diva. Besides, if they put a sleazy mustache on Franko, journalism would never be the same. It would be sexier.

*sighs, undresses*