When you someone eat it wrong disqus account

I wrote a bunch last night! Some of it might even be useful.

It almost seems like an Onion article.

It is rad that both Coldplay and Katy Perry are releasing albums this month, my grocery store needs some new music for when the clerks aren't using the intercom

Could we talk about Paul Scheer instead? I mean, almost nobody wants to do that, but it sounds much more enjoyable

Among the understudies, she has the most potential. Besides, she's right, I'm honoring my great uncle who died in Korea right now, by getting another tallboy.

Where are the cats

One time I sneezed while brushing my teeth, inhaling the toothpaste from my mouth into my sinuses.

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HI DR NICK psib!

Doc, that book is excellent. I haven't made it all the way through - I've still been wrong about Things - but it's a solid read. Even if you aren't an aspiring math nerd!

I misread the name as 'Gamera' and also thought she was some kind of meat monster.

*hands Pliny a voucher for Hormel Black Label Bacon*

"Oh no! I've killed Old Man Wilson. And I would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling kids and their dog! Back to jail for me…unless I can snitch on some of my coke buddies!"

Nate Silver's The Signal and the Noise. This book is great, analysis for the casual nerd such as myself.

Short answer: Neigh, horse.

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You ARE freaking out…man

Hold on, someone's here. Oh, it's GREED, demanding to be a part of this conversation.

2 Broke Girls may be the first show so terrible that I couldn't even sit through the commercial promos for it, much less a full episode. Good riddance.