WITNESS

We're not gonna protest!
WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!

I kind of hate Tom Holland. Going into Civil War, I was all Spidered-out. Spider Man? Big deal, who cares.

Arcade Fire - The Suburbs

Creative Yarn

Oh it's a bad song, but it's not even the worst Eagles song. Lot of competition there. Hard to pick just one.

MEDIOCRE

No question. I had to hold in a barf just from reading the headline! I'll be lucky if I can even stomach my bourbon this morning.

You're so f'ing special, Facetaco.

It exists to make that elderly man wearing his grandson's clothes in the ads (Chris Get Hard?) seem more tolerable

Probably…what if the Republican candidate is the television show NCIS? Does Hanks still have a chance?

I don't think I'm going to beat "America's Movie Dad and America's Music Dad", anyway.

Nat Geo is the best channel! When they promise cougars, there are always big cats, and never women in their 40's named Karen who only prey on boxes of riesling.

Put your best suit or dress on, Tron Guy, there'll be no distance that could hold us back

On the main stage, where they will rock you like a hurricane

lying

I can sympathize, because holy christmas do I hate designing the covers for my books. Never used MS Paint but the number of times I've resorted to a text box in MS Word is shameful.

Writing, editing, questioning my life choices. So, a standard week.

Does Lying Cat count? If not, let's say Richard Simmons

well BALLS