Maybe Patton Oswalt could do some TV spots for their famous bowls?

Logan was really great, far better than I even hoped.

My third book was printed and delivered. Distributing copies now, which is more relief than anything.

Rural Alberta Advantage, Mended With Gold. Rowdy Canadian indie rock, good stuff. I wish that Amy sang more but there are no bad songs on this album.

Stranger Things Happen by Kelly Link. Short stories, and I've only read the first two, but I'm enjoying them so far. It seems a little more grounded in reality than her more recent work. I like her writing enough that it doesn't matter how fantastical her stories get, I'll still read them.

I think Kelsey nailed it here - they have some beautiful songs but no great albums. Definitely a pick and choose kind of group.

Hey, Stephen, I'd murder Jimmy Fallon on live TV if it meant…what were we talking about again? I guess it doesn't matter.

*does the Buck Nasty wiggle, sadly*

As long as we're talking about whatever stupid thing he said, as opposed to whatever stupid thing Trump said / did / was sued for, Spicer is doing his job.

Would you also accept his screams as i chase him through a dark field with a rusty hatchet Y/N

Bruce Hemsworth or GTFO

Come on, man, you're not even trying.

I got a Connie Britton notification and I got here as quickly as I could.

They have a real "If you don't smoke Tarryltons, FUCK YOU!" quality to them

I think "Chump Change" is a top 5 NP song, but you're not wrong - the band doesn't need him. (Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of his contributions and solo stuff.)

I'm a real fan of Whiteout Conditions too. This comes from a cat who largely ignored the previous LP. I miss Bejar but I'm really enjoying this album.

I self-published my third volume of short stories! I'm having a dozen copies printed this week, to distribute to people who have expressed interest in reading them.

The semi-free-range cat that prowls my neighborhood isn't big on petting. Sometimes he will roll over and let me rub his tummy but only so he can attack my hand! This would be fine except that it works on me EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I thought you were exiled!

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