Fun Fact: The Kidz Bop version of Taylor Swift is just Taylor Swift.

Oh, indeed. I'm rewatching the first season of Hannibal and she has such good chemistry with everyone. The scenes of her and Laurence Fishburne arguing are particularly great.

And she lost a toe in The Big Lebowski! She is great.

I am presently listening to my coworker, the office grandmother, talk about how glad she is that it is Friday. 4/10 stars.

I'm not sure i am high enough to even read this Newswire, much less try to watch these shows.

Damn, I.V. This is a great article. Every week should be Shark Week Chicago Week if it means getting an article with this much depth. I hope you were given some bathtub gin and a copy of The Untouchables as a bonus for this.

We all need something to keep us from going to The Gathering of the Juggalos and dying from meth. Some of us have to go farther than others, I guess.

The Hunt For Red Pill October

Don't forget how Linkin National Park Services tweeted out those pictures of the sparsely-attended Trump inauguration! Truly, those wounds, they will not heal.

We only get secondhand gay panic analysis now, things are tough all over

Dammit Jonesy, I only clicked so i could post about how the fur should be blue, not the damn coat

All the Beckys!

I am reading Flannery O'Connor's A Good Man is Hard to Find. It is excellent.

I still read articles here, but only at home. I have a Real Adult Job now, one that blocks commenting systems like Disqus. It's just as well, I'm generally busy enough that I don't have time to goof around during the day.

What do you want, The Gathering has spotty wi-fi, Nabin can't post hip-hop reviews from just anywhere.

Scrawler, this here is Flavor Country

Karen Thompson Walker's The Age of Miracles. I really like this one - it's a simple premise but executed very well. It's almost a young adult novel, but it handles tragedy on a global and personal scale in a way that anyone can find relatable.

Well, she should be! Either her or Storm. But I won't complain unless someone says Jubilee or Kitty is #1.

This does not sound like Andy Dwyer In Space. I'll go back to waiting around for the Jean-Ralphio movie.

I still think the credits tag from S1 where Buddy is praying aloud in church, thanking God for letting Arnett-Mead lose to such a crap team like Buckley might be the funniest moment in the whole show. (Outside of so many moments of Tim/Billy being idiots.)