I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

The old weekly Tolerability Index. It's where I came to bitch about Amelie's indefensible love of trashy reality TV and horrid fashion choices.

I want to say thanks for your avatar and username, because Achewood is excellent and rarely fails to make me laugh.

GIVE EM HELL PICNIC BEAR

I saw a novelty t-shirt recently, with a picture of Jesus and the words I NEVER SAID THAT. Not buying that shirt feels like a failure on my part.

I'll be honest, i might tolerate Kinja if the content and the writing was still generally worth it. There are some good articles (movie reviews, mostly) and Will Harris still shows up some, but the overall product isn't great. Great Job Internet has a filler to content ratio that discount hot dogs envy.

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*sighs, makes plans for an elaborate and gruesome murder*

I would air it. Me. Catgun. I will get a network and make it happen.

Every day since this story has broke, my interest has swung between "is this really a thing" and "wtf this would never happen to Starz lol"

Getting a response from O'Neal on a pun thread. It was like a reach around from an angel!

I think it may kill my presence here. But nine lives and all that. Maybe I'll be bored enough to find out what the Avocado is like! More likely is that I'll just stalk people's cats on Instagram.

Whenever Sean isn't writing the Newswire, all of the commenters need to be asking "Where's Sean?"

Dunkirk was great. I liked everything about it, and the ending was perfect. I saw it last weekend and I'm still jazzed about it.

My head says one of his greazy kids, my heart says Andrew Dice Clay

I'm incredibly happy for you. Also i am beyond delighted that Breakfast Wedding is a real thing. Also can I come.

Someone left the door open last week and I got out! I murdered and ate a few birds, a ground squirrel, two mice. I'm back inside now, watching and waiting.

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And yet, the most unbelievable part of the whole picture is that these guys got a girl to stand near them.

It is the rare case where the typo improves upon the actual word.