PLEASE MEMORIZE ALL ELLE WOOD’S LINES! And use them! Use a notepad instead of a laptop! I’m sure you will do great, and be able to get any of us Jezzies off of a murder charge in no time! I def won’t be killing anybody anytime soon! *wink, wink*

YAY!!! I’ve lost count of how many times I watched the first one. (I’m headed to law school in the fall, so I’m extra excited about this!!!)

Can I just say that the dialog around this Kim K visit has been absolutely vile?

carrying a cardboard cutout of Becca’s ex Arie

Oh really?! Why don’t you ask Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually about him letting people down!

Monét is a shoe-in for AS4... she’ll have time to polish her act with some of that touring money (Have you seen her video for ‘Strange Fruit’? No?! Dooo it!). I was sad to see her go but she they let Bob skate by looking sloppy but being funny... didn’t think they’d do it again.

My mean joke is that Cracker is caught up overthinking everything, an issue that Aquaria does not have as she never thinks.

Considering that some regard The Rock as the pinnacle of manliness, and part of Khaled’s statement was about there being “different rules for The King,” yeah I do think it was helpful. Besides, when stuff like this comes out about celebrities, no one cares what normal jamokes do; the only real counter is another…

That is one gorgeous bébé. Mashallah.

In his defense, Justin Timberlake has plenty of experience with blabbing about his hookups. I’m assuming album sales are low? He needs attention again?

I also don’t watch any Kardashian shows, and I know even less about her than you (judging by your post), but I always got the impression that she is far smarter than she gets credit for. But then, I’m also biased in her favor since I think it’s great that she’s used her platform to call attention to the Armenian…

I don’t watch any of the Kardashian shows (I don’t live in the US) or follow her or her family on any social media, so my knowledge of Kim is pretty random, mainly from when she’s mentioned in something I read. I don’t know if that necessarily gives me a different view of her, but here are things I know about Kim…

I’m just here to say that I’m in love with Miz Cracker so so much. I don’t know if she stands out enough to win the whole thing but god damn is she entertaining every time.

I miss Craig Ferguson. James Corden is no Craig Ferguson.

Seth Meyers has consistently been a pleasant surprise for me. I especially appreciate the effort he took to put women and POC in his writer’s room. I never was a huge fan of his on SNL but I like his late night show.

She had an embarrassing Do-you-know-who-I-am-? DUI incident a few years back, but who hasn’t been stupid while drunk? A redeemable offense, I’d say.

Working as a full time non permenant (no health benefits and they can fire me for any reason) State Resource Coordinator for Oregon Department of Administrative Services, I was curiously asked to assist a few DOJ employees with hot cold complaints (that’s what the rude guys at facilities called it when they didn’t…

But she wasn’t mocking his stand on an issue. She was mocking a teenage boy’s tweet of disappointment at a college rejection letter. Nothing to do with any issue whatsoever but her desire to demean him.

From his treatment of his ex-wife, I’d say that personality-wise, he sounds like a shit. I’m still interested in and follow what’s happening with SpaceX though.

He’s a venture capitalist and a bit of a strong persona but given how he’s probably the world leader for not killing the planet right now I say good for him.