Aww thanks, it’s just, kinks are ok, we all have them, but like disclose it to the person beforehand to see if they’re also on board, don’t spring it upon them. Also, I cry easily when I have alcohol in me, but in retrospect this made for a funny story that I regale my girlfriends with now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

After I broke up with my ex I didn’t really feel like having sex for a while, and then a few month later I got a job abroad and was getting ready to leave my country. So, realizing that the country I was moving to might be a difficult place to get laid, I set it in my mind to hook up with someone before I left. Lo and…

Honestly, I think he did a great job listening, staying silent when he needed to, holding back his tears (which was obvious), empathizing with her, because honestly how do you segue from that? Also as a commenter below said, he shared his story, but added something along the line of “who am I to feel this way?” which…

There was a guy who moved to New York for a job at Mic and three days later he got laid off. THREE FUCKING DAYS.

I had gotten accepted to two major universities, but chose one over the other because the faculty I would be in was more world renowned even though the other university was higher ranked. I was also excited to study under an extraordinary woman who was running the program. Fast forward to orientation and they told us…

wtf that’s wrong, if someone asks you your age, you tell them, especially on a date. We just happened not to ask at first, because we met randomly somewhere and started texting and decided to meet up. While on the date I started talking about uni and he just off handedly asked and I answered and he was shocked, and…

When I was 18 I went out with a guy who was 29, we didn’t know each other’s age before we went out, I looked older, he looked younger. We had incredible chemistry and conversation, like hot damn it was like wildfire, but the moment he learned of my age, he was “like hey wow no, as interested I am in you, my gut would…

I was never really the biggest fan of Ariana Grande initially, even though I always thought she had an amazing voice, but the past few years I’m appreciating her as a person so much, she’s been through the ringer, and for her to still be able to be coherent is incredible. I also loved the sincerity of this song, and…

I’ve been waiting all day for this post on Jezebel, ladies post your favorite Idris Photos/Gifs/Videos underneath here, and thank you!

She could have just said she was the first white* plus size lady to lead an official rom com, and it would have been good. The explanations she gave were wack.. I’m really annoyed at all this personally because I actually wanted to watch her movie and now she can F off.

I will never forget the history of Champagne flutes because of that movie relationship <3

This is the only alternative interpretation of Rent I will allow:

Honestly, he was so obnoxious they I could barely listen to him, but you don’t forget when someone mentions a sex slave.... he mentioned that he met Lindsay Lohan once on a yacht and she was a drunk mess, which you know...shocking

I once went out with one of these high profile agent/producer types (he was legit though, I had googled him), in London who couldn’t wait to name drop celebs, but then at one point he told me about Will and Jada, and that they’re just kinky swingers, not beards, having sex slaves and that sort of thing. I honestly…

I’ve always loved Michelle Williams, I feel like she’s a sneak attack of talent, she needs higher praise than she gets usually. Also #JusticeForJen.

I’m sorry but I thoroughly enjoyed Across the Universe, why don’t you like it? :(

Hey, just wanted to send you some internet love, getting dumped sucks, but it’s almost Halloween and Christmas, so even if the world is trash, we can dress in weird costumes and sing holiday songs <3

I successfully made it to 23 before I ever got a hickey (because I had an absolutely no hickey rule), but one night I was at a very posh club, and my friend’s Dubai friends were in town, and I was very bored and consuming lots of Grey Goose, and there was a guy in the group who was semi-cute, so we started making out,…

my second favorite moment

When he said “I’m a keg is half full type of guy” I almost fell off my chair. Brilliant. (Even though Matt Damon has shown himself to be pretty ignorant of his own white male privilege in the past)