“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

The reviews will positively glowing.

Yeah, show me the systematic history of men’s oppression (by women) via the objectification and control of men’s bodies (by women) and then we can start to compare Leslie Jones calling an athlete sexy to what men do to women.

Yep. I’d be happy to join him in the corner for drinks. As a matter of fact, this is my natural habitat when out socializing. It is not unknown for me to bring an entire bottle of wine to consume quietly so I don’t have to mix in order to keep my drink full. I’ll bring two next time- one for me and one for my new…

I’m going to speak up with my daughter if her partners are objectively awful people like Scott Disick.

One of the best observation i ever read was that if you ever meet your barely adult self, punch them in the face for being so goddamn stupid.

The only thing he’s not doing well is talking about his daughter to the media.

when someone brings up the “guns are necessary for protection” argument:

hi, just dropping in to say that (1) i love this little show with all of my heart and (2) Saffron Burrows’ character is not openly gay, she is explicitly written as bisexual. (she is shown having relationships with both men and women over the course of the series.)

I’m so ready. The third season was just amazing. It was a love letter to music even more than previous seasons. Monica Belucci was fantastic as that opera diva, and the prison episode was lovely.

Bernadette Peters must have a portrait in her attic that is terribly aged & unsexy. Good god

What’s funny about this to me is that Swift herself tried to trademark a bunch of short banal phrases (including “this sick beat” from the song in question). But yeah, it would kill popular music entirely if simple phrases could be copyrighted - think “ooh baby you drive me crazy”, etc.

So I wish there was SNS thread but just had to share my Valentines Day with fun stuff with everyone. I got tickets to see Crazy Ex-Girlfriend live - very exciting. And I won a ticket for a brand new dispensary event that’s opening up in my city. The event is only for women and it’s a discussion about health benefits…

Everyone else “I learned so much volunteering at the garden club my junior summer!”

i don’t want kids. i had my tubes tied so i don’t have any accidents. babies especially are not for me, out of all the varieties of kids.

Yep, a lot of folks saw the British invasion bands as untalented. Not to mention that while people remember that bands like the Beach Boys straight up stole from Black artists like Chuck Berry, a lot forget that the Rolling Stones, the Animals, etc. were just as bad if not worse with ripping off or even straight up…

They have visited Armenia, spoken often of the genocide, wrote an open letter to genocide deniers and helped promote a movie about the genocide. A super lazy google search will shows this.

She’s been on Younger with Sutton Foster for 4 years, which is a million times better than it has any right to be.

Do you mean Girls! Girls! Girls! no the Jay Z song?

I’m not even a fan of this family’s but I’m not sure where you’re coming from saying that a mom is all she’s aspired to be. They said she has always wanted to be a mom. So what? Moms can and do multitask. She’s 20 and her net worth is $50 million dollars. That’s not even just trust fund money... that’s money from her…