In the early 2000s? nope.

3 wars???? ummm... is that possible.

I’d like to think she’d be out of she was gay. Enough models are. And if anything she’d probably know she could capitalize on it in her reality TV ways.

In the US, China’s reproductive restrictions and sterilization programs are seen as draconian state intervention.

It’s like the 90’s dressed him today.

I too, believed that lie. Even with the evidence right in front of me. (Bank statement listing payments for restaurants I hadn’t been too, movies I hadn’t seen.)

Agreed. I made a C in home ec (fuck sewing) and in shop (fuck table saws), but I’m glad I had the opportunity to take them, and I did learn a lot.

Hahaha extra canopy of oxygen. My friend and I were just wondering the other month how this is explained today. I'm thrilled to tell her this.

My mother told me that if I ate the crust on my toast, my hair would grow curly. It made absolute sense to me, as adults were also telling me that dairy was good for my bones, and carrots were good for my teeth. So crust must be good for your hair!

Spilling chili on yourself forever. Yes.

I’m the liar.

When one of my cousins got her period for the first time, she freaked out when she realized that it was going to happen again next month. She basically said wait this is going to happen again? Yes, cousin this happens again.

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

My friend’s dad used to grow weed next to his tomato plants, and one of the first times he smelled weed somewhere else, he went, “It smells like my dad’s tomato plants!”

I learned from a young age to never trust The Man, but my sister must have been too busy breaking our stepmother’s unicorn figurines and blaming it on me to pay attention to that particular life lesson.

I was 10, which means my older sister was 13. I saw her and mom in the bathroom together a lot. And I was all WTF is this about? And more importantly, what am I missing out on?

“There’s no one else.”

When I was little, my sister convinced me that she and everyone in my family were space aliens sent down to kill me. Her real name was Christina and she came down in a beam of lavender light. My real family was dead, btw. I went to my mom, sobbing and she was like, “ you’re nine and too old to believe that.”

That I can make myself straight.

I love you.