Don’t worry, between the massive amounts of time spent on testing and homechooling, very few texans will be exposed to the social studies curriculum.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

This, maybe?

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I don’t care why she is throwing much needed $ to Louisiana. You do you Taylor!

Thank you - for many years “an hour behind and a decade of difference has been one of my signature statements.

I had a very harsh response to its use here. I can’t tell if Lutkin thinks Williams really imagined she was being shady and she’s making fun of her or if there’s some other joke I’m missing, but from where I’m sitting, Williams is complimenting the movie while teasing her husband and not even staking out an official…

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

Beyoncé is doing SOMETHING? Oh my gosh, do you think they will there. If I saw them with her?? I might die of happiness. I’ve heard rumors of stuff happening with them during a time but I never thought something might happen with them at the place with Beyoncé. Never.

My problem is that I love male bodies. I would not be interested in the female bodies, and I don’t want to be celibate (and just masturbating). I greatly, horrible, intensely desire male bodies.

Facebook is not, the last I checked, bound by the first amendment. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a…

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

She also just looks like a coked out model on the cover, in general. Not her best.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

You obviously don’t get it. They didn’t choose the right name for their project, therefor it’s the stupidest idea since coats for dogs. It’s not like what they’re actually doing is important or anything.

Wait, what? Isn’t a project to analyze the meaning of “whiteness” and its history a pretty obviously good idea? I expect to see people upset about that at the Daily Caller, not here.

Yeah-you lose your whole family to dysentery or they drown fording the river, and you’re going to be a little out of touch due to the grief. Yeah maybe I SHOULD have stopped to rest okay. But I’m a banker not a DOCTOR. Also, why can’t I make MULTIPLE trips for the bison meat. I’m just going to leave it there to rot?…

Odd and Misshapen!? Where? This man is fine!

Ras Trent is a personal favorite.