Not that either of them were acting with any kind of rational thought, but maternal child transmission is really rare with proper intervention.

My love for Radiohead is not allowing me to think this is amusing, even if it’s a joke.

Coldplay is playing the Super Bowl

Hello no haters please and thank you

While I agree that rape and sex are fundamentally different, the whole “rape is always about power and control, and never about sexual desire” thing that has been accepted as a truism really goes too far.

My cat steals them and buries them in the kitty litter. I don't know why.

You can pry my hair tie off my cold, dead wrist!

AND WHY WAS SHE WEARING A GLITTY HAIR TIE OMGOMG

It's cool. Just give him another half hour and he will draw some amazing conclusion from something unrelated Dr Wilson said.

drake can stop whining about good girls because he could literally afford millions of them.

Did they actually show Cristina’s? I remember her having it but I can’t remember if they actually showed it or just had her make the decision and then she had it done off screen. (I really loved, though, that later when Owen kept bringing it up when they were trying to work things out between them, she refused to back…

He’s got a certain amount of unearned goodwill from me because I sometimes mistake him for Michael Cera.

I am certain Jay was in on it. You?

I’ve been listening to undisclosed and serial dynasty/truth and justice. If their evidence is to be believed-

ALSO: “Dude has a hot voice and I wonder what he looks like now.”

what if he did not know he had chlamydia?

literally no one has said that.

girl

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

Um, so I take it ‘Spazz’ is not considered offensive in the US? In the UK it’s considered offensive same as ‘Retard’.