“When Michelle and I came into office....”

First thing’s first, she's the realest

That said, the background of that photo is fascinating me. It’s so suburban. Or is that how all of the LA area looks? Is it called the LA area? I don’t even know that much.

‘k

That’s happened for the last 3 or so days... I’m guessing “kinja quirk”? Doesn’t seem like a thing Jez would do deliberately for this one post type but not all the others.

I did read her tweet as SVU not SUV...

That’s just, like, your opinion, man

Also: world’s most simple lyrics. He’s practically “yeah yeah, my dick gets big, then I put it in her vagina. Yeah. She’s a girl. I have a dick. I have sex with my dick.” Lyrical master indeed.

For a second I thought “this will seem so gross to her 10 years from now when she’s older/(hopefully)wiser and he’s just some idiot ex-boyfriend and she hears it on the radio.”

She’s not underage.

Still love this choreo:

I prefer the Met Gala couch dress to this horrifyingly tacky and unflattering monstrosity.

Any opportunity to post this I will take:

MASSIVELY EDITED: I cowtow. I really don’t feel like getting into a debate on the internet right now and don’t believe the things being attributed to me so I will just remove the text, say ‘What is happening in this one place in India sucks!” And move on

Hahhahahahaha yeah right he’s never even won a VMA!

“What do you mean?/When you nod your head yes/But you want to say no/What do you mean?/When you don’t want me to move/But you tell me to go.”

I’ve posted this on here before, but it’s worth reposting. It’s from an article called “Watch Your Language,” but child advocate/lawyer/writer Andrew Vachss:

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.