Not to mention 6.9 is a much sexier amount.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time staring at it. I'm pretty sure it says "Follow my heart."

TCHQ here,

Yeah, I feel you. The "Elastic Heart" and "Shia Labeouf Live" videos made me find him strangely endearing. The former because, well, dem abs. (And the scene where he climbs up the cage? Sploosh.) The latter...

How does he not understand the difference between a deposition and an interview?

Ugh, tell me about it. I still love a guy with whom things ended four years ago, and with whom I have not spoken at all in nearly two years. I think about him, I worry about him — I don't want him back, exactly, but he is always and forever there.

I'm eight weeks post blindside-break up and every time my ex tells me he misses me and wants to be friends, my eyes roll SO HARD. He wants a backup girl. He doesn't want to date me, but he wants to know I'm on retainer. Please. I do not have time for that. I stopped taking to him the moment he moved his stuff out of…

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

World hijab day, where non-Muslim women are encouraged to wear hijab, was started by Muslim women in the US to get non-Muslim women to have a way to empathize with what they experience. It seems like this is a continuation of this. I don't get the snark (eta: except about the 'skin darkening').

Does this also mean that Jessica Simpson does NOT design her own ankle destroying shoes and Cindy Crawford ISN'T a furniture designer???

Wait...what

That is one thing I appreciated about this article- she clarified that she doesn't think she was fat before. Thanks, Khloe! Do your thing!

He's just a normal guy. Probably not too thrilled to be the butt of a straight person joke.

Doesn't he have such a fucking slappable face?

lol that keyboard player

If I thought my hilarious bus joke needed an overly earnest armchair psychology reading, it certainly would sound like this.

Normal jaded human being?

Do yourself a favour: watch this immediately. Try not to die laughing.

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

awaiting notification on Taylor's enrollment status.