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That is a good start but what I would love is for her to shadow me when I'm answering hospital calls for people who are suspected to have been sexually assaulted. Listen as I discuss with them their options. Should they do a kit? Should they report the kit anonymously? What about preventative meds? Plan B? Sit with me

at least she has black friends now!

Maybe I haven't been with enough people, but I feel like if a man had anything untoward to say about my lady area, I would invite him to go the fuck away.

"Seven full length books about Lily, Severus and the Marauders' time at Hogwarts. That can't be too much to ask."

Anyone who says "Yuck. I hate cats" deserves nothing but contempt.

I was assuming she said that cat pics are "okay though" because he asked if she wanted a picture of his dick. So, in that context, I would have definitely been a jerk to him, too.

I've got one that Timehop reminded me of today actually.

HOLY SHIT WINNER. (Stefan voice) This story has everything: a proposal, vomiting, oral sex...

Aww. Thanks!

Well, this story isn't from a holiday party, but it was an office party, and I sure as hell did make an ass out of myself. It was my first big party at my first real job; I was in charge of planning the day's activities, so naturally I was in panic mode for an entire week straight before the event. I wanted to impress

She said hill.

OMG YOU GUYS. Best email ever from my mother.

Oh, String Cheese Incident. I have met Bill Nershi on multiple occasions, because reasons related to my life circumstances that I ought not divulge here, but I could not give less of a crap about SCI so I forget who I'm talking to and end up saying something everyone in the room is embarassed by every time. Whomp.

Yaay for being a late bloomer!

*raises hand*

I dunno guys...she's only the 20th woman to come forward. Is there a man somewhere who can confirm all this???

You're right, the PTC is an awful organization. Still though,asking for a stay from tits and violence during a kids special doesn't seem all that unreasonable. As I said elsewhere, at least they are throwing in violence. Normally the PTC has little to say about violence, and lots to say about sex.

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I would really like to see the Berkeley protests covered.

L O L, that makes me laugh every time. So does 'I actually use Mail chimp.'

I think some of this can be attributed to outdoor performance. She does well enough until around 1:43.

Still better than a lot of other people have done.