It's just that... the author is black? Maybe go bark up another tree this particular time.

I woke up at 4 am the other day, out of a dead sleep, with the theory that the 2:36 pm "Best Buy" call was actually Hae calling Jay to meet up to confront him about cheating on Stephanie. If Adnan did ask Hae for a ride, he probably told her that Jay was borrowing his car and cell phone. Hae had Adnan's number (he'd…

Fun fact: most people are able to listen to more than one type of podcast.

This is going to expose my southern roots, but...

Man that class is always full so I ended up picking up Mumbled Retorts 212 during the add/drop period.

I'm firmly Team No One for Katniss (let the girl have some peace) and EXTRA FIRMLY* Team (Book) Gale for me.

This actually looks really good and it's a great cast, will see.

in Seattle, we pardon Tofurkeys. http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/11/…

As a palate cleanser, here's Bastille's outlandishly incredible cover of a Miley song. Trust me, it's amazing.

The song is absolutely trash, and I don't even care because all I want to do is get drunk and dance in my underwear with my girls while reciting nonsense lyrics.

I just want to give them all hugs.

I would gladly star in the lamest, most embarrassing SNL sketch ever to air if it meant I got to kiss Edward Norton at the end. Aidy is a lucky woman. This wasn't funny, but I enjoyed it.

I literally tweeted about it being dark at 4:30 two days ago. I'm fucking boring AND terrible.

Why the fuck did I think that cats name was Olivia Benson?

would you make that claim if the sexes were reversed??

Domestic violence does NOT have to be a pattern. It counts even if it is "just the one time".

I don't know why but my favorite part is "And now it's a whole thing with Jean..."