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a wetness on top of wetness.

Right?? I shuddered reading the word “pop” to describe an orgasm. That sounds painful and dangerous.

until she felt a gentle pop and the world was warm around her.

This is what kills me. I’m watching a friend of mine suffer through IVF. There are plenty of people who will adopt this child as their own - so let’s forget the bitchin’ game and give the kid a fair chance with someone else.

Give me the baby. I tried, unsuccessfully, to get pregnant for 3 years. GIVE ME THE BABY! My wife and I will take the baby and love it and squish it and love it and the bad lady can just go fuck right off.

You and a lot of the commenters apparently. I feel there would be a bigger outrage if she killed six kittens. What is wrong with you people?

i don’t know how giving birth then murdering them would yield a better consequence than using contraception or getting an abortion.

Going through the “I’m gay, but I’m not like all those twinky glittery flamboyant homosexuals” phase is difficult. It’s also the sort of thing you should outgrow by 22.

That’s what I keep telling my boyfriend. “Dude, I know you’re gay. You sucked my dick last night. You don’t need to wear a glitter jacket. It gets everywhere. It’s just exhausting.”

I can’t explain it but before having a baby myself, these types of awful stories would bum me out but I could get on with my day. Now it hits me *so* hard. I am so sad for these babies that could have lived with love in their lives if the addiction-addled mother could have had access to help or adoption services. But

Adoption or abortion. Don't hide them in the garage for your husband to find.

No, wait, I am not bashing Kara. I think she’s making a perfectly valid point. Someone here is getting lost in translation.

By a remarkable coincidence, “play tunnels” are also where most child kidnappings come to an end. Or is it crawlspaces? I can never keep those straight.

Good for Southwest for recording the whole thing. I'm not usually on the airlines' side, but in this case, this guy was a douche. It sounds like the flight attendants were polite and gave him a chance, and he's lying out of his ass.

A woman studying? I'd suspect that was why they wanted her dead. That's probably why they started the stupid rumor of her burning the Quran.

Reynolds and Lively news brings out The Church Lady in me.

god, I find this bland couple unbearable.

Butternut Summer Squash would have been better, get off my lawn.

nah, it's situation specific obviously, but I started flipping people off for cat calls and such when I was 21-ish. (which was a big deal because i'm quite shy)