Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

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But that woman sure chose her shitty boyfriend over her kids. All together now: "Fuck her."

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

Sign me up for this club. I'm tasting bile reading these stories, because I've been "fired" from TWO weddings before even being asked. Guess it's stupid to assume (yeah, Ass-you-ME, I know) that your best friend would ask you to be the MOH? And TWICE?! Ugh.

I guffawed (and snorted).

17 and still paralyzed - therefore, still a minor and reliant upon his parents - and says it was a lie. You know what, kid? You're good in my books because that takes a lot of guts.

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

I'll help make "Because, Fuck You Jess" happen. I know one. Fuck her.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Can Robert be hired for weddings?

I would shop there! I would LOVE to tell everyone (especially annoying family members) that my dress is from the EBOLA STORE. Maybe nobody would want to shop there with me, meaning I could try dresses on in peace without hearing my supposed loved ones judging my dress choices and body like Simon effing Cowell.

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This photo caused great controversy in the Jezebel work chat, let me tell you.

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and that while as a society we "allow kids to be kids" that this same kind of tolerance isn't extended to adults.