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This is just common sense. If you aren’t using it then cover it up so if you are hacked they can’t turn them on remotely.

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

Samira voiced Michonne in the Walking Dead 3-episode game from Telltale. She's the best damn thing about the game, and I want her voice in everything now.

We have the same thing with President Bush, compounded by the fact that they also share a first name. I think it will be okay.

It’s similar to the Bushes - it seems like we’ve settled into President George H. W. Bush vs. President George W. Bush.

This would 100% make me reconsider going to a show. I am not one to record an entire concert but I’m not okay with someone essentially taking my phone away from me by making it unusable.

“Also, vaguely transparent to anyone who took the time to look closely”

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

This is among the common Vogue interview sins that doesn’t get talked about enough - the part where the interviewer wastes my time by shoehorning in a drawn-out anecdote to show how clever they are. No one’s reading the interview for you, Van Meter!

Why is this, an ostensibly feminist blog, referring to sexual activity involving multiple adults and a minor who cannot legally consent a “sex scandal”?!

GO GET HIM OBAMA

god yeah i fuckin hate how people “get” to literally live how they want jesus

I can just picture the look in your eyes when you scrolled down and saw this article. The pure, unadulterated bliss coursing through your veins as you realized you had a chance to make a douchebag hipster comment. I hope the rest of your weekend is equally fulfilling

Too right, I’ve never even “logged on” to the internet. It’s all powered by electricity which incidentally has killed many people.It’s just too dangerous and scary

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

Bubble: I wish I was more curvy. I wish I had breasts like yours.